There is lots of proof for samsquanch, hair, poop, pics, even bodies.
People report it and it get swept under the rug.
You can even tell the media and it might even make it to the local news, but it never gets picked up and again swept under the rug.
Why?
Because admitting they exist opens the door to asking questions about our history they don't want you to know.
Fin.
It smells bad and is a gassy creature