M240G: I screw up.
Everyone else: Yes you do, here's a solution.
M240G: Argues with 100% of the people that agrees with him and offers an alternative.
I'm literally going to AA today to get my 24 hour chip
I've been going to AA
I'm doing the things I need to do to be sober, and I've been sober for more than 24 hours now
That's the best that's happened for me in the last 8-12 months
so it's already a win at this point