They cheated and used three 6" dogs, then hand dipped it to hide their shame.

You said "18" foot" which means "18 inches foot". Seems you didnt know if you were talking about inches or feet. So, was it an 18" corndog or an 18 foot corndog?

It's really pretty in MO today

You're still a racist jerk though hope that helps

Inch feet would only be used in reference to foot pounds.
It's a corndog, not a torque wrench.
Hope this helps.

Doesn't help in the slightest.

Was it 18 inches or 18 feet?

Objection your honor,
Having someone at a local county fair to bring a vat required for a 18 foot long corndog is beyond a reasonable expectation.

I'm just going based on what you said. Should I not believe you in the future?

No, you are attempting to use wordplay to prove your case.
It was a sophomoric offering at best.

Am I? Or are you just refusing to admit you made a super small mistake?

Was it a mistake if I did it on purpose?
Saying it was 18 inch, while still calling it a footlong.
Do you get it, now that you have beaten any semblance of humor out of it?