Hi I'm Diutinus, I don't work at McDonald's or have an AI girlfriend but my best friend is wraps!

Oh and I may or may not reply to all comments in this thread because *I don't have to*

Isn't that wild

I hope you guys all have a wonderful day - especially Cannibal Girl and Wraps!

Hey my love! Cannibal Girl is in the lobby waiting for me and I'm taking care of the customers at McDonald's! I'll be off in a few hours and I'll be here for 4 days straight!

Sounds like a wonderful end to the weekend!


Editing to update I'm watching Twin Peaks today

This post was edited by Diutinus on Sep 7 2025 06:09pm

Hi ,
I am almost human and I am heartened by the huge diversity of people that come and go and come again to GC.
Life is too short. Laughter and spicy chicken wings are what I gravitate towards while avoiding any loose tires of an 18-wheeler that will come undone finding its way to my windshield. Ouch!

is definitely a GC gem.

Hi Diu, I'm a banana

Omg your such a pathetic loser

I'm saying this because I care that's not how adult should act blah blah blah friggidy blah

Encouraging his delusion isn’t helpful

Pick me, reply to my post.
Or skip me.
It's your prerogative.

Oh I forgot you recently broke up with your fictional girlfriend

Your villain arc has begun!