It's because most people are able to sense and understand sarcasm.

He's just butt hurt because I hurt his butt badly! Butt yeah you're right! We made a holiday of kindness for him and this is how we get treated! Oh well!

You must have started early today! Tropical Breeze?

Which is supposed to mean, what exactly?

Bahama Mama?

Never had that before and never will.

So because I stated a fact, that means I must be drinking? Is that what you're getting at?

It's getting to be around the time that you come out to play! Sad I gotta flip burgers now but hopefully I'll be here for the next 4 days!

Not even a simple yes or no. How sad. You're always a bad troll.

What's funny is you think I need to answer to you!

I never said you need to, but it's how normal people have conversations. Something you're clearly unable to do, which is sad.

You felt the need to try and attack me out of nowhere then refuse to admit it. Aren't you like 40 or 60 something? Shouldn't you be an adult by now?