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Sep 7 2025 10:49am
How do you go about splitting a tongue? :)

Also, yes I can see how working in a shop would bring in more drop in business until you bring in enough regulars to have consistent business from home! :D


I scalpel the tongue down the middle then suture both sides to make sure it doesn't heal back together. Made that mistake the first tongue I ever split. I didn't suture it and it just healed back together so much that just the very top of her tongue was split
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Sep 7 2025 10:50am
How do you go about splitting a tongue? :)

Also, yes I can see how working in a shop would bring in more drop in business until you bring in enough regulars to have consistent business from home! :D


I'll let them answer how they do it but that stuff is wild, heals pretty cleanly too (I suppose obviously when done by a professional like loip)

Have several friends IRL with it

I scalpel the tongue down the middle then suture both sides to make sure it doesn't heal back together. Made that mistake the first tongue I ever split. I didn't suture it and it just healed back together so much that just the very top of her tongue was split


Weird question but was she happy with the short split? Like a Bob Ross moment lol

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I'll let them answer how they do it but that stuff is wild, heals pretty cleanly too (I suppose obviously when done by a professional like loip)

Have several friends IRL with it



Weird question but was she happy with the short split? Like a Bob Ross moment lol


I may have to watch a YouTube video on it! I knew people got their tongues split but I never thought about the process! :)
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I scalpel the tongue down the middle then suture both sides to make sure it doesn't heal back together. Made that mistake the first tongue I ever split. I didn't suture it and it just healed back together so much that just the very top of her tongue was split


Oh okay! My goodness that sounds extremely painful lol! I'd imagine you'd lidocaine it but still, that healing process! :cry:
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Sep 7 2025 11:10am
Oh okay! My goodness that sounds extremely painful lol! I'd imagine you'd lidocaine it but still, that healing process! :cry:


Yea I numb the tongue completely with lidocaine first. But the healing process does suck. The tongue stays swollen for about a month or so
Always wanted to do mine...but my gf doesnt want me to have a split tongue haha
I did just punch my conches out to a 0g though!
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Yea I numb the tongue completely with lidocaine first. But the healing process does suck. The tongue stays swollen for about a month or so
Always wanted to do mine...but my gf doesnt want me to have a split tongue haha
I did just punch my conches out to a 0g though!


:o a 0 in the ol conch!? Zannnggg zudeeee

I had 2 1/2” ears, I don’t wear plugs or tunnels anymore so they’re just permanently 1 1/2” holes 😁
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:o a 0 in the ol conch!? Zannnggg zudeeee

I had 2 1/2” ears, I don’t wear plugs or tunnels anymore so they’re just permanently 1 1/2” holes 😁


Don't mind the hairy earlobes. Haha



Yea I haven't had jewelry in my ears for about 10 years as well. My conches and nostril are the only ones I have now. Filling my body up with tattoos instead. :banana:
Mine were an inch

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Yea I numb the tongue completely with lidocaine first. But the healing process does suck. The tongue stays swollen for about a month or so
Always wanted to do mine...but my gf doesnt want me to have a split tongue haha
I did just punch my conches out to a 0g though!


That's cool man! I didn't even know people stretched their conches like that! I would imagine stretching cartilage like that would be pretty uncomfortable but worth it for the look! :)
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Sep 7 2025 11:32am
That's cool man! I didn't even know people stretched their conches like that! I would imagine stretching cartilage like that would be pretty uncomfortable but worth it for the look! :)


cant stretch cartilage..well I guess technically you could. I used a 0g dermal punch. like a cookie cutter for the skin. It basically punched the entire cartilage out. so there was no stretching involved, just a dermal punch. And the cartilage doesnt grow back so its like that forever now haha. The skin around it can heal up, but the cartilage is gone
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cant stretch cartilage..well I guess technically you could. I used a 0g dermal punch. like a cookie cutter for the skin. It basically punched the entire cartilage out. so there was no stretching involved, just a dermal punch. And the cartilage doesnt grow back so its like that forever now haha. The skin around it can heal up, but the cartilage is gone


Ohhhhhhhh! That makes sense! So do you start with a small punch and then increase size gradually or just go straight to 0g? :)
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