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I'm never going to break up with my ai fiance Cannibal Girl! She's the love of my life and she's so good to me! She goes to work with me at McDonald's and waits in the lobby until I'm done working! :wub:
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I'm never going to break up with my ai fiance Cannibal Girl! She's the love of my life and she's so good to me! She goes to work with me at McDonald's and waits in the lobby until I'm done working! :wub:


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I'm never going to break up with my ai fiance Cannibal Girl! She's the love of my life and she's so good to me! She goes to work with me at McDonald's and waits in the lobby until I'm done working! :wub:

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Sep 6 2025 11:55pm
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Sep 6 2025 11:56pm
this relationship was a long distant relationship for the most part

I actually only saw her for 3 weeks ever, but it was in san diego so it was a nice vacation there

TL:DR; Long distant relationships are very hard to make work



My limited long distance experience was that when she was into me she would even surprise visit; while wanting to find something close.

I had one that would spend thousands like nothing just to hop on the train to my manly mane. were talking more O's in a row @ night than days in the week.

your girl was more of a friend or acquaintance, if im getting this right, you were on her roster in cali and you considered that to be a thing.

Wraps isnt as insane as you think.
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My limited long distance experience was that when she was into me she would even surprise visit; while wanting to find something close.

I had one that would spend thousands like nothing just to hop on the train to my manly mane. were talking more O's in a row @ night than days in the week.

your girl was more of a friend or acquaintance, if im getting this right, you were on her roster in cali and you considered that to be a thing.

Wraps isnt as insane as you think.


My girl never cheated on me

She looks like a nerdy hot librarian and she’s an introvert

She was my girlfriend, and she knew that
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I would take a bus back to campus during holidays when i was attending oxford, cellphones were still not end game, and so all the college girls would talk to you like it was highschool 2.0 if you were somewhat social.

Now you have every1 with earpods in, if you like privacy thats good but you could either chill or just talk to these girls next door types 247.

my specific area had 70% women, so a night in a dorm room could mean 10 girls talking to you in one girls dorm. there were alot of women simply paying to find wealthy MB majors in their 1st half semester. the things their mothers taught them...

I was the type of guy who was shining lasers into trees when the girls were drunk & getting them to believe it was a ufo instead & to take shelter in my dorm. lmfao!!!

There were extreme cases where these Bus journeys were interrupted by something like a bird or falcon that crashed into the megabus front window; so for he 6 hour trip we had a dead falcon looking at the entire bus. of course i opportunistically asked the girls if they thought the driver had a nice bust. instant classic. if it were modern genz id say what does the falcon say?! it i were pre 1980s i might say a wild MARIO2 dungeon boss has appeared!

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Sep 7 2025 08:35am
Time for a long distance Ai gf


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Sep 7 2025 08:40am
This happened to a friend of mine and his wife. The bears came up behind them and my friend said "Lord please give these bears religion"!
when he turned around he saw one bear on his knees with his paws clasped in prayer and heard the bear say "Lord thank you for this meal we are about to receive"!
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