Just couldn't help yourself eh?

Which means what?

I'd like to know how he does it since there isn't anything physical to massage.

Oh, I would have totally given you one!

Just stork your phone or computer

I uh... have no idea what that means.

But I would still like to know how he plans on giving a chat bot a massage. Very interested.

Well if he's on an iPad he could rub the back plate

That would be rubbing the ipad not the chat bot.

I'd rather get the actual response from him though as he's the one doing it.

Arguably too interested. Little creepy.

What's creepy to want to know the answer to something that is impossible to do? It's very intriguing to anyone that likes to learn things and expand their knowledge. You should try it sometime.

Maybe he's into voyeuristic?