Farm animals have no natural defense against extraterrestrials that wish to abduct them.
Your thoughts on this?

to infinity and beyond

Magnet hooves

Why do 90% of alien abductions happen in the usa ? Do aliens not like cows from other countries ?

Hah! Yes!

Oh? That would be awesome. A security feature which when a farm animal is being taken, its hooves switch on a strong magnet. Hopefully, it will not tear the critter to pieces.

A universe of bananas!

This post was edited by UAPtictac on Sep 3 2025 08:49pm

You're definitely on to something here

It's their Southern drawl that extraterrestrials like. Everyone knows that advanced extraterrestrial civilizations listen to Country and to Bluegrass music. So, cattle which moo with a Southern drawl and who are from the US appear to be a part of their interests.

it's the milky way

Oh! I felt that painful pun right in my bones. Good one!