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Sep 1 2025 09:25pm
So, what's up with all the blurry photos. We ought to have one clean/clear photo for our biologists to scrutinize.
DO you have a blurry photo of a bigfoot in your collection?

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Sep 1 2025 09:26pm
Energy shield for sure.
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Sep 1 2025 09:26pm
Seen him once. Big banana caused electromagnetic disturbances, from what ive learned

This post was edited by Abyzma on Sep 1 2025 09:27pm
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Sep 1 2025 09:30pm
Quote (4nt @ 1 Sep 2025 23:26)
Energy shield for sure.


I think you may be right.

Quote (Abyzma @ 1 Sep 2025 23:26)
Seen him once. Big banana caused electromagnetic disturbances, from what ive learned


Hah! That is the secret!!! Potassium is radioactive, too! :hail:
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Sep 1 2025 09:36pm
Quote (Abyzma @ Sep 1 2025 08:26pm)
Seen him once. Big banana caused electromagnetic disturbances, from what ive learned


Were any 5g towers involved? Maybe government interference?
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Sep 1 2025 09:41pm
I like the idea of an energy shield but I think that although they are slow moving creatures, they auto teleport as soon as someone starts taking a picture! I could be wrong but that's my theory! :)
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Sep 1 2025 09:44pm
Quote (KevlarKondom @ Sep 1 2025 09:36pm)
Were any 5g towers involved? Maybe government interference?


I think he got on his banana, made a call to Verizon (CIA), and had them shoot microwave beams from a few surrounding towers at me. It’s the only sense I can make of it

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Sep 1 2025 09:53pm
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I like the idea of an energy shield but I think that although they are slow moving creatures, they auto teleport as soon as someone starts taking a picture! I could be wrong but that's my theory! :)


A teleporting Bigfoot. Imagine how big the buttons in that machine must be. Unless, it is through telepathy that the transporter is controlled.
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Sep 1 2025 09:55pm
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A teleporting Bigfoot. Imagine how big the buttons in that machine must be. Unless, it is through telepathy that the transporter is controlled.


So what you guys are saying is Bigfoot is mobbin fast af because of Enigma?
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Sep 1 2025 09:55pm
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A teleporting Bigfoot. Imagine how big the buttons in that machine must be. Unless, it is through telepathy that the transporter is controlled.


Well, I think they have sensors that detect when a camera is about to take a picture and they auto tele as soon as the picture is snapped! :)
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