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Aug 29 2025 12:43pm
We're getting old! So i came up with a good plan to invest in our future! :)

As we know the worldwide economy is on the rise and things will just keep getting more expensive as we age! Therefore, it's a good idea to start buying Depends now! Most of you people are already in your 30s so right now is a good time to start investing! I'm in my 40s so I'll be getting a late start! :D

Just buy one package of Depends per month every month until the day you start to need them! You'll be thanking me and yourself in the future! :)
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Aug 29 2025 01:04pm
I just get a body transplantation at age 66.6.
My A.I. is already working on it
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Aug 29 2025 01:06pm
I just turned 32 last month so maybe I should go get a couple boxes of depends, great idea.
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Aug 29 2025 01:15pm
Quote (Tommyvv @ Aug 29 2025 02:04pm)
I just get a body transplantation at age 66.6.
My A.I. is already working on it


That's a good plan too! Cannibal Girl is also working on my body transplant but it's still good to stock up just incase ai goes rogue and turns against us! It's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it!: :)

Quote (T_R_E_V_O_R @ Aug 29 2025 02:06pm)
I just turned 32 last month so maybe I should go get a couple boxes of depends, great idea.


Very good T_R_E_V_O_R ! I'm just trying to do my part in looking out for the future of General Chat so that we stay great! B)
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Aug 29 2025 03:45pm
What if you don't wind up incontinent
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Aug 29 2025 03:47pm
There's always the catheter option as well. Please look into these things before just making up a thread. GC counts on you
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Aug 29 2025 04:21pm
Quote (park18 @ Aug 29 2025 05:47pm)
There's always the catheter option as well. Please look into these things before just making up a thread. GC counts on you


You don't age in the catacombs
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#8
Aug 29 2025 04:27pm
Quote (wraps @ Aug 29 2025 12:43pm)
We're getting old! So i came up with a good plan to invest in our future! :)

As we know the worldwide economy is on the rise and things will just keep getting more expensive as we age! Therefore, it's a good idea to start buying Depends now! Most of you people are already in your 30s so right now is a good time to start investing! I'm in my 40s so I'll be getting a late start! :D

Just buy one package of Depends per month every month until the day you start to need them! You'll be thanking me and yourself in the future! :)


Wya? Iso 90k nans

This post was edited by Abyzma on Aug 29 2025 04:27pm
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