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Aug 29 2025 12:10am
I'm not pregnant but I have a baby in my belly. A food baby. And I'm at the point that if something falls on the floor it's staying on the floor. Cya tomorrow object #1,2 &4 I was blessed to need #3 and it was the perfect bend location. Not too close or too far from my feetsies. Speaking of feets, have you visited my only foot? It's dynamic and luxurious elegance and link down in my bio.
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Aug 29 2025 12:22am
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*gender neutral verb* (JK ,DUDE) don’t even stress yourself being expected to bend over ever but ESPECIALLY when you’re carrying the life of another animal(s) inside your belly. You need to take care of yourself, your health is more important than the animals, they’re important but not as much as you. The living, breathing, talking, eating machine is more important.

So please dm me your address (don’t want the m2349 guy to dox you): and I’ll ship you this ASAP



This post was edited by DrFaGgIt on Aug 29 2025 12:22am
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Aug 29 2025 01:05am
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*gender neutral verb* (JK ,DUDE) don’t even stress yourself being expected to bend over ever but ESPECIALLY when you’re carrying the life of another animal(s) inside your belly. You need to take care of yourself, your health is more important than the animals, they’re important but not as much as you. The living, breathing, talking, eating machine is more important.

So please dm me your address (don’t want the m2349 guy to dox you): and I’ll ship you this ASAP

https://i.ibb.co/wZL96gPP/IMG-5819.jpg


Jk dude.
Daily reminder to watch your weight, fat ass. Stop promoting beta behavior.
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Aug 29 2025 05:32am
Jk dude.
Daily reminder to watch your weight, fat ass. Stop promoting beta behavior. ^lazybumi


Caught that ricochet.
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Daily reminder to watch your weight, fat ass.


trying to, dude

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Aug 29 2025 08:40am
We cooked chat
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Aug 29 2025 09:14am
We cooked chat


That toilet was a pot of cooked something chefpoww
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Aug 29 2025 12:26pm
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Aug 29 2025 12:37pm
i predict youll start feeling contractions within the next 48 hours

as the contractions gain strength, if all is going smoothly it will be head down should rotate into the correct position (face down)

depending on its contents delivery should go smoothly and without constipation

remember to breathe while you push


id recommend having a go bag ready, pack essentials like a change of clothes

make sure loved ones are kept in the loop. consider sending a picture to relatives once delivery is complete. bleeding may occur for the next few weeks

This post was edited by penguinhero on Aug 29 2025 12:42pm
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Aug 29 2025 01:18pm
what did you eat tho was it good ?
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