I mean weren’t you the one who tried to trade away your 1st/2nd/3rd round picks last year for a bunch of no namers?
https://imgur.com/a/KR8bvZRBeginning a sentence with "I mean", the linguistic hallmark of someone struggling to articulate a coherent thought without resorting to the cadence of a teenage valley girl in distress is hardly a compelling rhetorical strategy. Then again, I shouldn’t be surprised; your abysmal track record in fantasy football, despite your annual overinvestment in multiple leagues, speaks for itself.
The only flaw in that trade was its unfortunate execution in a league overseen by a fraudster who built his reputation scamming impressionable prepubescent gambling addicts out of nerd coins, and ratified by a bunch of low-football-IQ shitlords who wouldn’t recognize roster value if it bit them in the ass. What truly astounds me is the willful suspension of disbelief required to assume that a man who has constructed an entire persona to exploit the gullible has somehow, miraculously, developed integrity. A snake doesn’t shed its nature, it merely refines its camouflage. But by all means, keep pretending otherwise. The rest of us will operate in reality.
This post was edited by Plaguelord on Aug 18 2025 01:55am