I wish i could fix things

Holy-Martyr got it before I could get in my last comment. Don't really understand though, unless dead spiders are "gratuitous violence"

Maybe he's diabetic

Most platform moderators are... good call. RIP cinnamon roll T-minus 40 seconds

Now you're making fun of Tommy's English? That's low even for jsp!

Stop harassing people around here!

I created man, heaven, & earth in my image:



Those who hate me and my creation love death and work for its creation instead :


you cannot serve two masters you will hate one and love the other:

IT system admin / supervisor

But i quit last year to become full time stock trader

Yup

I think it was probably the stuff on the spider and the way it looked! Plus, the comments were suggesting it might have been something that comes from within!

That's so weird I don't really get it but whatever. Reminds me of this time I went to Disney with this random girl from Craigslist

It was one of those "screw it, let's just go to Disney" moments. This sounds like a beautiful movie doesn't it?

It's not.

She shows up and she's fat. Not as described. Not as was labeled. But screw it. We go to Disney.

First things first we get to the hotel and she's primed and ready. This is the big moment. You can see the look in her eyes.

"I'm totally starving can we go eat"

Ok not how I thought things were gonna go but whatever

We hit the food court and it's a slaughter. I wanted to wait in a different line and she asked me to get her something too.

bitchyouonlyneed1meal.gif

I've never seen a human consume so much food

Anyways, that's how I met your mother

This post was edited by Eternal_Amaranth on Aug 14 2025 12:17am