Be sure to try my famous oatmeal cookies I made as a child.
1. Chew up oats in mouth, coating in plenty of spit.
2. Form into patty/cookie shape in your hands.
3. Place onto oatmeal lid to dry.
4. Peel them off the lid with the small bits of package paper and enjoy!
This also wards off other people in the house from your oats when they see the state of the lid.
Mmm that sounds delicious! Will you make some for me please parky?