Change my government name to Dickson Harass

You got my vote.

Hah... Way back, there was a district in Alaska where a cat got more votes than the topmost mayor hopeful. Some scuffle happened about a cat cannot be a mayor, so they made the cat an honorary mayor and the human the actual mayor. That cat got cheated!

hey?! no PaRD in GC

Well jeepers Tad, I think Dickson Harrass would be a swell name for ya!

What happened?

I'd be the kitty's personal hit man, first up that human bastard

Tad is going to get vengeance for the cat!

Damn right, I'm for Mr. Wiskers for next president. That way we know our president doesn't diddle kids