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Aug 9 2025 07:13pm
For you viral (e.g., want to have babies) types and incase you're thinking of competing with the nature that surrounds you, Ocean Sunfish are the heavyweight champions of egg production.

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These bizarre-looking marine giants can release up to 300 million eggs during a single spawning event, an astounding number that eclipses most other vertebrates. Weighing up to 2,200 pounds but sporting a comically tiny mouth and tail, the ocean sunfish compensates for its awkward appearance with unparalleled reproductive output.


So, next time your spouse or love whispers in your ear, "Let's try for one or more children," remember that the Ocean Sunfish has not only been there done that, but they are literally billions of little ones ahead of you two. :hug:

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Aug 9 2025 07:18pm
Fuck dem kids
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Okay well I fucked the sunfish's mom.
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Aug 9 2025 10:42pm
Okay well I fucked the sunfish's mom.


Inquiring minds want to know was there chitchatting after, a cigarette, and/or did you both fall asleep?!

This post was edited by UAPtictac on Aug 9 2025 11:02pm
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Ill make sushi out of it.
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