I can't seem to find any old threads but JahovahWitness's stories were lulz! Also, Heyman's stolen rake was excellent! There were so many goodies back in the day!

https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=21336835 - Loochi Fights A Hacked Druid
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=21445029 - Loochi Discovers Uber Tristram
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=21603764 - Loochi Trades Torches
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=21713608 - Loochi Helps CheeseNuts With Ancients
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=21824407 - Loochi Takes On Shenk The Overseer
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=21878968 - Loochi Learns A New Duping Method
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=22129529 - Loochi V.S Mephisto
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=22136058 - Loochi Sells All His Gear To Gheed
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=22323896 - Loochi Shows His 1.08's
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=22422349 - Loochi Goes To Work
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=22612191 - Loochi Teams Up With G_Bomb
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=22654323 - Loochi Gets Jumped
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=22824594 - Loochi Duels GK Clan
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=22831574 - Loochi Finds A Unique Flail
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=22832155 - Loochi Shops Online
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=22960498 - Loochi Enchanted
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23050717 - Loochi Encounters Jealously
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23125758 - Loochi Prepares For The Prom - Part I
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23163050 - Loochi Prepares For The Prom - Part II
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23165043 - Loochi Releases His Barbarian Guide
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23191359 - Loochi In Barbarianology 101
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23242758 - Loochi And His Addiction To Diablo
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23323897 - Loochi Becomes A Security Guard
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23394179 - Loochi Against Taintedhams
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23469929 - Loochi Travels To Europe - Day One
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23554142 - Loochi Travels To Europe - Day Two
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23730610 - Loochi Banned From Battle.net
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23732939 - Loochi Keeping Up With His Ethics
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23770566 - Loochi Outta Control
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23833832 - Loochi Works At McDonald's
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23969401 - Loochi Asks For Some Advice
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=24020343 - Loochi Steals A Flawed Skull
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=24196795 - Loochi Has A Really Bad Day
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=24444213 - Loochi Goes Clubbin'
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=24574177 - Loochi Attempts To Transmute Diamonds
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=24648476 - Loochi Saves A Friend's Life
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=24714123 - Loochi's Oculus Theory
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=24858426 - Loochi Meets Raygon
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=24911309 - Loochi Betrayed By Lil T
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=25154627 - Loochi Hates His Life
https://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=25155069 - Loochi Says Goodbye
https://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=106739383&f=148 - Loochi steals sons anni

Oh yeah, the classic Loochi stories were great too! A little before my time but I've still enjoyed some good reads!

nice one holy LOL

Lol, I didn't know he came back! I just read the one where he stole his son's anni!

lol'd. The Loochi 1.08 thread was a memory I forgot I had. He alrways reminded me of the bloodninja copy pastas



This post was edited by Eternal_Amaranth on Aug 4 2025 08:23pm

added to the list recently lol.



i used to have so many saved but that was many pcs ago notepad files lost in time. one i remember being very funny was the guy who would flex watches and cash people talked about him for years cant remember name tho.

Sorc101!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08WuDkDII0c

Sorc101 = Nevada change my mind

Legendary is getting catfished
Or
Becoming tranny & "famous"
Or
Going to jail paparick
Or
Pianobubba music man
Lostpigeon

The best rapper from GC
Lazy
Defo not xistzpoww