I'm a man of my word! I've been in bed all day!

Lies. You said you showered.

That didn't count! Uhmmm... I had movers come and move the whole bed with me in it and put it in the shower and then they moved me and my bed back into the bedroom!

Hope you changed the sheets. And the matress...

Nope, I would have had to get out of bed to do that! It'll dry up eventually!

Careful you don't lay in 1 spot for too long, might start going mushrooms.

That would actually be awesome! Then I wouldn't need to get out of bed to eat anymore!

This... this is true. Also you can suck water out of the mattress.

See? Perfect! Now I just need a work from home job and I'll never have to leave my bed again!

Q : Today's Feels

A : Rehab!!!

Physiotherapy i feel the pain alot of pain, no pain no gain... god i'm so tired of motivation quotes

I feel i could punch the next one who says a motivational quote in the nose and shatter it.

Don't know if it will make me feel better or just more pain... properly a little bit of joy and truckload of pain

I Guess today's mood is.

Take a look to the sky just before you die It's the last time you will