So what does this mean? I’m new to this. Am I actually gonna get paid?

First to let you know i am not turning my screen sideways

Opposite. U owe them.

I only have one and very important thing to shout:

"Bitconnnnnnnnnnnnnnehhhhhhhhhctuh!"

Oh? Okay

NER

So nothing?

i think you have to find something called a mining calculator and input the hash rates and power consumption to find out how much you making.

I'd pull out

basically kidless.