I heard that Kiev is holding a massive public BBQ today

dont think so. he has milions of troops and nukes

Any news?

When you can't be sure this is a joke by the poster or not.

Witches bro

Saucy for someone who posted a ton, you sure went AFK fast shortly after Trumps assassination attempt and at 66,666.

Pretty sus if you ask me.

It’s not like he didn’t try. All his might, every toad, frog, and slug went into that potion. But damn Putin turned out to be stronger. I believe soon our druid will plug his gaping wounds with a croissant of the right size and return in rays of glory.

good evening my dear-a friends, you're on the military summary channel, today we look at updates from the line of combat contact

Pokrovsk is surrounded, threatening the Ukrainian stronghold of Stinky

Upon the fall of Stinky the line of combat contact is undefended all the way to the Dneipr River

Except for some random village, population 6, impenetrable fortress and bustling logistics capital of the Ukrainian Army, armed with 50,000 American missile defense systems whose ordinance cost 2 million dollars per round manned by 4 guys named Ivan who are still figuring out how to use them

Expected casualties: 1.2 million Ukrainians and 1.8 million Russians as the front line moves 5 meters

(This war is super retarded)

This post was edited by Thebarba on Jul 24 2025 05:56pm