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i dont think i could work in a glass maker


my algorithm is either this british lady reacting to things being broken/crushed, glass makers, wood workers

id be too distracted with all the pretty things. end up losing digits and limbs.
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Jul 15 2025 10:00am
traffic controller they say

0.00000000% chance for a computer/office job they say

what a piggs


1.5hour taxi driver, then a 6hour unpayed break and then 1.5hour taxi driver again, they say

helemaal in de kankerkop die kankerzeugen


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Nah its sad ^^ you deserve respect for even showing up listening to that nonsense.

i dont think i could work in a glass maker


my algorithm is either this british lady reacting to things being broken/crushed, glass makers, wood workers

id be too distracted with all the pretty things. end up losing digits and limbs.


Nah it was actually a window producing factory.. should have specified.. they broke glass windows that had been cut to size. Seemed like a fairly stressful job, but monotonous, so then it's more manageable. I would have given it a shot and was ready to get which in. The boss lost a good opportunity that day. His loss.
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One time I was really tired at work and as I was walking around the corner, I loudly said, "WHEW!" Right as I said that, there was a girl bending over and looking for something on a lower shelf! I had to explain to her why I was saying "WHEW!" but she didn't believe me! :blush:
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One time I was really tired at work and as I was walking around the corner, I loudly said, "WHEW!" Right as I said that, there was a girl bending over and looking for something on a lower shelf! I had to explain to her why I was saying "WHEW!" but she didn't believe me! :blush:


Lol ^^ Absurdity of life ^^ But yeah, dang i had such a moment myself. Where i live, i have a small balcony, so does the neighbouring flats. 3 years ago, a damsel was living there, n used to sunbathe on the balcony. It was summer n hot. I used to have my balcony door open. And by this, i keep the volume on my speaker down, as to not bother the neighbours. But this ONE dang time, it was like, i was frustrated, n wanted to have the sound a little bit higher. So i thought, if she's not out there, i can have it on 5/10 instead of 3/10 n barely hear it. So i decided to take a quick look to see if she was out there. N of course she was, n looking straight at my door, so she noticed me looking in her direction. I was like dangit.

So i heard her say to other neighbour later, uh, he's staring! Bitch.

Never got round to explain it either.

Absurdity of life. But learned my lesson. Just don't care, lol, play louder if you want. An innocent intention can lead to shitty consequences.
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One time I was really tired at work and as I was walking around the corner, I loudly said, "WHEW!" Right as I said that, there was a girl bending over and looking for something on a lower shelf! I had to explain to her why I was saying "WHEW!" but she didn't believe me! :blush:


I get a lot of misunderstanding at work
Some of these old hags think im into their saggy body
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I get a lot of misunderstanding at work
Some of these old hags think im into their saggy body


Showem they're wrong by caressing them.
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Showem they're wrong by caressing them.


Oh god i dont even wanna imagine their reaction
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and you wonder why no one will hire you
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I fell asleep one time.
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