I'm trialing a demo for a children's cartoon to run on sunday mornings
Its going to be called "Captain Basic Math Skills"
Now nevermind the fact the temperature on the 4th dropped from 87f to 75f during the cold front of the storm when the historical average is 95f high, 72f low, which means high temperatures weren't really a factor. But hey, it could have plausibly dropped from 85f to 73f without human caused climate change, and the maximum moisture content at 100% relative humidity could drop by almost 7%. A relatively outsized effect but lets cherry pick it nonetheless.
So a whole bunch of schoolgirls are going to be trapped in a building as the floodwaters rise and they can't escape, gasping for air near the ceiling as things look increasingly hopeless. When just then, captain basic math skills surfaces in the water next to them! He's a big green skinned superhero with blue hair in bright spandex. He tells them that by channeling the powers of all the climate-conscious citizens of America, combining the power of every metal straw used in place of a disposable plastic, the power of every non-tesla electric vehicle purchase and rebate, the power of every fetus aborted to reduce a family's carbon footprint, he's temporary reversed the effects of anthropogenic climate change in the immediate area! A warm green glow basks the entire campground as the sky spirits of al gore and greta thunberg nod approvingly. The flood waters then recede by a whole 7%. And then instead of continuing to flood up to 26 feet in 45 minutes, it only continues to crest at 24 feet. He then poofs into a cloud of green smoke and abandons the girls as they all promptly drown and their bodies float there helplessly, and we cut to the theme music and splash intro of Captain Basic Math Skills, cue guitar riff and 80s pop singer shouting his name.
Idk if you think that those girls dieing is funny, but since me, you and all scientists agree that there is a significant increase in floods due to climate change you are basically making fun of their suffering for no reason.
I know that the GOP solution for everything is "dismantle public services, tax cuts for the rich", what I do not understand is why you all think this is great. Just ask the LLM of your choice how climate change and cuts for the responsible agencies affect the death toll for floods if you don't believe scientists or me.
Goom would be defending GOP politicians while they are actively murdering girls and then fantasize on how I look stupid with my math degree. Makes one wonder what is going on in your head mate, it is certainly not great.