Meh

Generic dei slop. Movie kinda boring using jurassic nostalgia cash grab with dei elements. If you enjoy the most cliche tropes like "oh no she tripped when being chased by bad guy" cheese then you will find plenty here.

Every other scene is an eye roll. If you willing to forget there is a story or if it makes sense and just "me want watch dinosaurs" then its okay.

its so simple to make a good jurassic park movie

what we want? big dinosaur

what more? humans trying to survive

and in the end? dinosaur winning with 1 or 2 survivors

jurassic park 1 n 2 got it

we dont need a story, just a reason

The originals were better, I gladly would watch those again. But that was 32 years ago.
This is a very meh movie in general. Its very hard to invest in the cardboard cutout characters who are essentially are filler material. The originals had a soul and excitement built into them. This feels like the actors and even the dinosaurs didn't want to be there.

I wanna watch but too lazy to go to the movie theatre lol

Pick any webstreaming site and watch for free. Don't even need to get out of your bed. You can start/stop/fast forward whenever you want who even goes to movies?

We used to have a big webstreaming site but it got closed down
Its really hard to find a way to watch for free now

Vouch
I rate this 1/10 and ive been looking forward to this movie
I love the old jurassic movies but now theyre getting out of hand
Idk if the last one is even a dinosaur
Looks like a fucking alien

Some are ovious fakes like mutadon and distortus Rex but most of them are straight up oversized versions of real life fossils.

I wouldnt call them dinosaurs at this point they are more like some kaiju version of actual dinosaurs.

lol what

180 million dollar budget for that script and so many illogical things. It's almost funny how bad it was. I had it downloaded fortunately so I could play through some of the worst at X2 speed. But that budget - and this result is very bad... worst JP yet.

3/10 movie.

Soon anyone can do better JP movies with ai, thats gonna be fun when 30$ subscription ai projects makes way better monster movies than what their multimillion dollar budget tried to squeeze the JP brand of...

IMDb 6.1/10 surely is a lot of fake reviews by hollywood trying to bring it up from a 3 ish average.

This post was edited by TidsL on Aug 13 2025 02:59pm