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66.6k BC

Homo erectus developed sack hair, to spread the scent of dominance Zilla


Classic Tommy XD
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I didn't shower today, fell into some trash rolled around in it. Now I have 10 supermodels outside my house trying to get in. Sitting in the basement writing what appears my last entry. Help...
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I didn't shower today, fell into some trash rolled around in it. Now I have 10 supermodels outside my house trying to get in. Sitting in the basement writing what appears my last entry. Help...


this sounds like some note taking time boyz addone cracked the code :D ;) XD
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I didn't shower today, fell into some trash rolled around in it. Now I have 10 supermodels outside my house trying to get in. Sitting in the basement writing what appears my last entry. Help...


wrong account tommy
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Basically maidenless
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Matthew Mcconaughey doesn’t use soap or deodorant and I guarantee he’s gotten the attention of more women than anyone in this thread.

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Matthew Mcconaughey doesn’t use soap or deodorant and I guarantee he’s gotten the attention of more women than anyone in this thread.


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Matthew Mcconaughey doesn’t use soap or deodorant and I guarantee he’s gotten the attention of more women than anyone in this thread.


I'd put up with Tommy's smell for multiple millions.
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So that's why all the women are sniffing me while asking it with their eyes.

This hot women at the supermarket today, i seen her before.
I think she noticed my new haircut and beard.
She gave me priority at the checkout and entered line just behind me.

And give me a great smile when the cassiere failed to do his job, bye checking if i payed or not, but instead doing not-work related complaining about his co-workers mess



:P


yeah either they wanna get with you OR they think you stink

66.66% chance vs. 33.34% chance
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Does your first name end in jeet
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