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Jun 23 2025 03:20pm
No showers down in the catacombs


take a dip in the well(s)

just never wash your groins EVER again. Or so he says.
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Jun 23 2025 03:34pm
take a dip in the well(s)

just never wash your groins EVER again. Or so he says.


Trust me. I’m a robot.
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Jun 23 2025 03:36pm
Be a filthy pig ok got it
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Be a filthy pig ok got it


Yes, because such things are animalistic in nature anyways and if they aren’t then one is presumed Amish.
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Jun 23 2025 04:03pm
After taking advise and I finally say im completely draining in the puss guys.

Thanks again
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Jun 23 2025 04:46pm
I havent washed my balls in like 2 years. Got a bunch of fungus, but no dates.
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I havent washed my balls in like 2 years. Got a bunch of fungus, but no dates.


That’s because walking around smelling like skunk ass(weed) is less appealing than your natural pheromones.
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Jun 23 2025 05:31pm
Scientists recently discovered that bathing (particularly in the genital region) lowers your pheromone output. Now I know we all like to take a nice shower, put some smell good stuff on and clean clothes on before a date but apparently that can actually harm your chances at finding a mate!

With that being said here are some tips to get you in:

1. Instead of bathing before your date hit the gym. This will get your clothes soaked in sweat that contains pheromones that are secretly alluring to your date.

2. When bathing never wash your bathing suit areas. These areas produce more mate attracting pheromones than anywhere else on your body.

3. Instead of dinner and a movie try more physical activities like paintball, hiking or challenge them to a duel in a machinist shop.

Hope this helps you find that special someone!

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For some reason I got a bill for $0.00 in the mail from our healthcare provider. Should I send a check for $0?
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For some reason I got a bill for $0.00 in the mail from our healthcare provider. Should I send a check for $0?


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