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Jun 23 2025 05:44am
Scientists recently discovered that bathing (particularly in the genital region) lowers your pheromone output. Now I know we all like to take a nice shower, put some smell good stuff on and clean clothes on before a date but apparently that can actually harm your chances at finding a mate!

With that being said here are some tips to get you in:

1. Instead of bathing before your date hit the gym. This will get your clothes soaked in sweat that contains pheromones that are secretly alluring to your date.

2. When bathing never wash your bathing suit areas. These areas produce more mate attracting pheromones than anywhere else on your body.

3. Instead of dinner and a movie try more physical activities like paintball, hiking or challenge them to a duel in a machinist shop.

Hope this helps you find that special someone!

(Brought to you by Love Line)

This post was edited by T3XBOT on Jun 23 2025 05:45am
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Jun 23 2025 06:07am
Single man here
So basically be like Tommy
Understood ty for info
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Jun 23 2025 07:01am


So that's why all the women are sniffing me while asking it with their eyes.

This hot women at the supermarket today, i seen her before.
I think she noticed my new haircut and beard.
She gave me priority at the checkout and entered line just behind me.

And give me a great smile when the cassiere failed to do his job, bye checking if i payed or not, but instead doing not-work related complaining about his co-workers mess

Single man here
So basically be like Tommy
Understood ty for info


:P
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Jun 23 2025 07:18am
So that's why all the women are sniffing me while asking it with their eyes.

This hot women at the supermarket today, i seen her before.
I think she noticed my new haircut and beard.
She gave me priority at the checkout and entered line just behind me.

And give me a great smile when the cassiere failed to do his job, bye checking if i payed or not, but instead doing not-work related complaining about his co-workers mess



:P


Tommy's such a pimp irl.

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Jun 23 2025 07:22am
Interesting


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Jun 23 2025 10:41am
Your musk has it's place, usually it's not in public.
Please take personal hygiene seriously.
Also buy a bidet ($25 on amazon) and stop smearing shit on your ass like a caveman.

This post was edited by lolkggz on Jun 23 2025 10:42am
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Jun 23 2025 10:59am
Imagine actually thinking not showering will get you women.
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Jun 23 2025 11:04am
Your musk has it's place, usually it's not in public.
Please take personal hygiene seriously.
Also buy a bidet ($25 on amazon) and stop smearing shit on your ass like a caveman.


Bidet but NEVER use soap on butt crevice.
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Bidet but NEVER use soap on butt crevice.


I'm soapin it up, full bar of soap rollin' it between the cheeks.
Think of a bar a soap in 0 gravity between my buns.
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