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#11
Jun 5 2025 10:55am
One time me and my fiance were riding on the back of my parents golf cart. I farted and it blew up wind to my parents.
My mom said "Ew it smells like sewer over here" I turned my neck so fast to look at my fiance and had my eyes as wide as they possibly could be in shock and a held back smile.
To this day we gut laugh at the situation when its brought up.

tl;dr I farted.

This post was edited by lolkggz on Jun 5 2025 10:57am
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Jun 5 2025 11:06am
When I drop a protein fart in a car in middle of summer, then turn on "inner circulation" of AC, it's funny.
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Jun 5 2025 01:01pm
Quote (lolkggz @ Jun 5 2025 09:55am)
One time me and my fiance were riding on the back of my parents golf cart. I farted and it blew up wind to my parents.
My mom said "Ew it smells like sewer over here" I turned my neck so fast to look at my fiance and had my eyes as wide as they possibly could be in shock and a held back smile.
To this day we gut laugh at the situation when its brought up.

tl;dr I farted.


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Jun 5 2025 08:17pm
Quote (SylvesterStallone @ Jun 5 2025 01:06pm)
When I drop a protein fart in a car in middle of summer, then turn on "inner circulation" of AC, it's funny.


hit the window locks and put the heat on full blast
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#15
Jun 5 2025 08:53pm
Does a queef count as a fart?

This post was edited by ChaunceyCulpeppa on Jun 5 2025 08:55pm
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Jun 5 2025 08:59pm
Quote (ChaunceyCulpeppa @ Jun 5 2025 10:53pm)
Does a queef count as a fart?


Make your own thread for things unrelated to this topic. This post was flagged for termination.
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#17
Jun 5 2025 09:21pm
Quote (park18 @ 5 Jun 2025 22:59)
Make your own thread for things unrelated to this topic. This post was flagged for termination.


Don't u got some slashing to do?
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#18
Jun 5 2025 09:23pm
Quote (ChaunceyCulpeppa @ Jun 5 2025 11:21pm)
Don't u got some slashing to do?


A lady thinks its lunch right now. Makin her a hot ham n cheese
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#19
Jun 6 2025 10:52am
Quote (park18 @ Jun 5 2025 10:23pm)
A lady thinks its lunch right now. Makin her a hot ham n cheese


Is this code for something?
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#20
Jun 6 2025 11:27am
Quote (park18 @ Jun 5 2025 08:23pm)
A lady thinks its lunch right now. Makin her a hot ham n cheese


Add a fried egg on that and you got yourself a perfect breakfast.
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