Woke up thought I had to do some business, was the longest wind of my life sound amplified by the porcelain queen.
Let it rip beholden in her saftey.
My derrière must've been in vacuum mode sleeping through the night.
Glad you came out safe and sound.
Sometimes my toilet experiences (especially after Mexican food) are closest to what resurrection must've felt like for Jesus.
One moment you're dying and fighting the biggest battle you'll fight in a long time.
Next minute you stand up proud and tall, fresh and rejuvenated. Ready for more Mexican food
This post was edited by SylvesterStallone on May 28 2025 08:38am