now thats a couch id like to fuck.

You enjoy your time in jail then if you really don't value your life over material objects. Or death if the robber has a gun.

I'd think as a man of God you would choose the safer path.



I honestly haven't. Only political memes i see from time to time are usually of president's, if any at all. I do my best to stay away from that kinda thing.

Ty i watched it

your sig made this statement a lot funnier

as a man of God i would punch the robber straight in the mug and make him regret his life decisions
then i would sit him down & tell him about Jesus.
sure if he had a gun he would probably just shoot me
but thats just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes.
i would rather die than let some weirdo SA my couch
its just a matter of principals

glad i devolved this convo from stealing a couch to SA'ing a couch. my work here is done.

You do you. Lmao.

who ???????????????

Look what the kapital propaganda did to your greedy brains


Amerikaan dream turned into Merica drama

lol. apparently people dont get $ fines in America for small crimes they just get thrown in jail for a couple of days instead
so like 1/10 Americans have done time