Huh? Who tf steals a couch during a house robbery?

But in your weird-ass scenario, I would not try and kill or injure someone for trying to take my couch and go to jail for it. That would be pretty stupid.

so you would stand there and watch them rob ya blind?
sounds pretty stupid to me..

what if it was JD Vance ? think about the unspeakable things that could happen to said couch.

Why are you only asking me this, by the way? Simply because I stated a fact of the law?

Also sorry I'm not going to go to jail for shit that I could just rebuy or get returned to me. Not worth it. Only if it was my computer that holds personal information. Also not worth risking my life over these material things, either.



Idk who that is. But honestly, only way a couch is getting stolen is if I'm away from home for an extended period of time, in which case I wouldn't have been able to do anything to stop the robbery to begin with.

This post was edited by KevlarKondom on May 19 2025 08:00pm

you really dont know who jd vance is?

Quick google says vice pres. I literally do not follow politics. I've never just known who the current VP has been at any time.

there was an internet rumor that he had relations with a couch.

Interesting. Was it a sexy couch? Like made of velvet or something?

sounds credible



its just perplexing to me that some people would choose to follow obviously stupid rules made by humans than to use actual common sense even if it means losing everything you own
but i guess thats just the way u were brainwashed & programmed to think

he was poor from the mountains so id assume it was one of those 70s couches with flannel pattern that are like sand paper. idk how you havnt seen the memes of him