They should stop fixing whats already working.

Iphone >

Low potassium levels detected.

Do you say this IRL too? I'm thinking bout it vs topics or whatever I disagree. But like IRL.
Real and free life

How do I join team Poww.
I'm on board with banana free summer.

Basically bananaless

When I am with my cousins, we say 'lol' for fun.

Was talking about early chat rooms & AOL's AIM in a group today and some other early Internet things. 5 minutes later this dude hits me with a LMAO, la-maow, & I couldn't believe it.

I wasn't around (or my friends) for AIM, but I was around for MSN.
Might of been similar.

I even say Seltzys irl.