yo whats new
Currently playing PoE 2 on Hardcore. HMU if you want to join me and a couple other bros.
>be me
>Modern game developer
>On my way to work run over a child and his mother for fun
>Add 50GB of nothing to my game for no reason
>Upload a new patch that breaks every function in my garbage game for the lulz
>Send out drones to firebomb my customers houses
>Shit my pants because I have a gaping asshole from being fucked in the ass by Satan because as a game developer, naturally I have an intimate relationship with the most evil being in existence
>Piss on the multiplayer servers because I hate my player base
>Steal nuclear secrets from the military so I can launch attacks on innocent women and children
>Add 100 layers of TAA supersampling to my game to make sure it's so blurry that you can't even tell what the fuck you're looking at
>Scrub all previous versions of the game from the internet and execute anyone trying to play old versions of it
>Add a mandatory micro transaction so that you have to pay $5 every time you login
>Add a new feature that makes you watch homosexual pornography for 3 hours before you're allowed to play the game
>Ban anyone who closes the game before 3 hours elapse
>Kill every family member of every person who ever bought my game
>Genocide the entire planet
>Collect $6 million after a long day of hard work
God I fucking hate modern game developers
Rough day?