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Apr 19 2025 08:42pm
Once upon a time there were 2 mice who identified as male. They were unrelated but that's nor here nor there what's important one was a lazy communist mouse who didn't do any work.
The second mouse was a capitalist serial entrepreneur and made wise investments.

Winter was coming and not the white walker variety just regular with some snow and no grass to touch. The second mouse let's call him Rick was out there making mad money he was investing in deez nuts and building shelter. The first mouse who is obviously named Thomas couldn't care less. He partied all day, drank the fermented juice and spent his inheritance on gambling.
Suffice to say Thomas was broke.

Anyway the winter eventually came round and it got cold. Rick was at home with his feet up against a fire was watching TV hears a knock on the door. So he goes over and opens the door. Guess who is standing out shivering ... well well well if if it's not Katy Thomas's girlfriend. What you want there Katy asked Rick? Where is your deadbeat boyfriend? "About that" Katy replied looking all shy.

I guess you know where the story ends just tell me what you think the moral was?

The End

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Apr 19 2025 08:42pm
can you tuck me in and read it to me
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Apr 19 2025 08:42pm
read it all, t4i
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Apr 19 2025 08:45pm
dont care didnt read.
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Apr 19 2025 08:49pm
dont care didnt read.


Thanks for caring Jesus will visit you tonight and read it for you.

can you tuck me in and read it to me


Sure can bussy sweet dreams.
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Apr 19 2025 08:53pm
After several minutes reflecting on this story,

I believe the moral is to be a good member of the community.
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Apr 19 2025 09:43pm
After several minutes reflecting on this story,

I believe the moral is to be a good member of the community.


where tf did u get that from?
moral is get a mouse trap
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Apr 19 2025 09:45pm
where tf did u get that from?
moral is get a mouse trap


oh, i'm sorry. :(
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Apr 19 2025 09:55pm
Anyone got the cliff notes ?
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Apr 19 2025 10:11pm
oh, i'm sorry. :(


dont be sorry! your not wrong i just dont understand your perspective XD


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