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Apr 8 2025 10:24am
I pass pills and suppositories


Drug dealin' and cave exploring at the same time.
Impressive.
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Apr 8 2025 10:25am
We already know what you do.

That does sound like a fun game, though. Give random examples of your work tasks and have people guess what you do for a living.


I manage our central supply and assist another employee with billing.
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Apr 8 2025 10:26am
I manage our central supply and assist another employee with billing.


You manage pills and suppositories!
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Apr 8 2025 10:26am
The option for partner was there but that one firm stuff killed it for me. The years prior we operated primarily in silos with performance being contained to your individual silo. Everything changed after that with your equity payout pool being pooled with every other office across the country.

I had little interest in the poor performance of others dragging down my annual distribution, nor did I agree with firm wide spending on what I deemed to be non-constructive. Things like paying for DISC, personality assessments of all staff, overly expensive marketing campaigns that clearly had no real returns, team-building events where offices are flown across the country to lavish places like Whistler, Jasper, Banff. All of a sudden those decisions were going to reduce my annual payout.

No thanks, I much preferred operating in a silo.


I left the rat race entirely

Now I ghost write and a partner signs off and I take no responsibility at all

I'm in the ultimate silo

This post was edited by 18nomaUSEast on Apr 8 2025 10:27am
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We already know what you do.

That does sound like a fun game, though. Give random examples of your work tasks and have people guess what you do for a living.

We who?
Don't speak for me, I don't know what Park18 does. How are "we" supposed to know, is it in his signature or posted in GC many times? I assumed it was sold fg from their ladder slasher finds.
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Apr 8 2025 10:28am
I make scrambled eggs and jelly toast for confused ladies at 3am
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Apr 8 2025 10:28am
"must be nice".

no one has ever said this honestly, its always followed up by a pity party or just jealousy.
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Apr 8 2025 10:29am
Park!!, this guys diaper is full again.

I could see that one getting annoying.



I make scrambled eggs and jelly toast for confused ladies at 3am



Bad nostalgia, I used to install phone lines and those emergency call lines in patients rooms back in university in old persons homes. Every morning it smelt like toast and human shit.

This post was edited by SBD on Apr 8 2025 10:30am
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Apr 8 2025 10:33am
>ask someone how they’re doing

“good, just livin the dream”



need all updates by cob

action items

value add

net new

thats not in my wheelhouse

low hanging fruit -> heard this one this morning. werent talking about bananas either
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Always tip your delivery driver
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