Theres a guy standing beside a genie

and on the other side of the guy is a giant rooster

so the dude turns to the genie and says "thats not what I wished for"

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you're driving down the street right, smoking a joint n shit
you see a cop so you toss the joint
but the back window was open so you're not sure if its gone

so a few minutes later your driving
and you start to smell burning
*sniff* ah man it smells like burning
so you turn to check the back seat
and your grandma is there fingering herself.

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I met this chick at the bar

she has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh

so if you put your ear to the seashell, you can smell the ocean.

I don't get it

the jokerz den roll up a fat one and relax

il take another beer thx

I like your guild name

Woah, fuck.

The fall off, good grief man.
what happened to the old crunkt.

Mam this is a Wendy's a respectable establishment.

I have seen zero respect at a Wendy’s sir…

I want Wendy's now. Thanks guys.

baconator sounds good mmmmmmmmmmmmmm