The first thing you want to do when you get home?

I'd want a big fat juicy steak 🤤
All that time eating astronaut food and I'm sure having the same thing quiet repetitively I'd be ready for some not super preserved food

Banana.

Similar. A big fat juicy burger.

Cannibal

I would want to successfully adjust to gravity.

I would report back saying there are aliens in space, the earth is round and that i saw your mom's house from up there.

Kiss and hug a tree

Probably might not be able to handle a steak?
Might be on a soft bread and soup for awhile?
Not sure how that works.

I'd probably just want to rest and watch Prime Video on my tablet in bed. And then when I'm up for it play some more Ladder Slasher.

Human interaction with someone other than whoever I was stuck in space with.