Quote (addone @ Mar 25 2025 06:59pm)

Easy for you to say. If I could I would but I have people follow me and give warns if I breath the wrong way. So respectfully I'll let you figure out the joke without being crass.

Quote (redExorcist @ Mar 26 2025 12:30pm)

I appreciate the censorship

Quote (addone @ Mar 25 2025 03:00pm)

Here is basic explanation for a 10 year old.

It's called momentum. When the fish lunges towards the fly it carries momentum forward. It cannot stop instantly at high velocity right at the water level.
So the fish will carry on "jumping out of water" as it is trying to catch the fly. Try catching a fly in your fist and notice how your hand moves past the fly even though it was in different location. You over compensate.

Clearly science isn't for everyone which is why some people resort to fairytales or "because magic" explanations instead.

Quote (TiStuff @ Mar 26 2025 01:38pm)

fish can snap something off the surface of the water and are gone. my advice in the future is change your story a little bit

Quote (addone @ Mar 25 2025 07:12pm)

No need to change the story for someone who doesn't understand physics or the joke. It's a you problem.

Everyone knows you been cast to the shadow realm after that nazi car whataboutism. Arguing semantics within a joke isn't going to bring you any sense of redemption, maybe lurk in the shadows for a while.

Quote (Loipisdead @ Mar 25 2025 08:03pm)

Onions have layers