Math checks out.

This post was edited by ChaunceyCulpeppa on Mar 25 2025 01:32pm

if a fly was 6 inches above the water and it dropped 6 inches it would be on the water so the fish wouldn't have to jump out of the water to get it.....

Life is much easier when you prefer not to think.

Lol. Two make belief people and a talking snake. Religion is funny.

Here is basic explanation for a 10 year old.

It's called momentum. When the fish lunges towards the fly it carries momentum forward. It cannot stop instantly at high velocity right at the water level.
So the fish will carry on "jumping out of water" as it is trying to catch the fly. Try catching a fly in your fist and notice how your hand moves past the fly even though it was in different location. You over compensate.

Clearly science isn't for everyone which is why some people resort to fairytales or "because magic" explanations instead.

That's not the real punchline to the joke lol
It's whenever a fly drops a pussy gets wet

So the problem is the punchline or is it the person who cannot read between the lines?

When I was a kid I remember a teacher asked us something about chickens and roosters and I answered something something "cock" (male chicken). The whole class started cracking up so ever since I tried to stay away from sexual inuendos. Besides we don't want to summon a lvl 69 Karen i am only 50% hp

If your going to tell a joke tell a joke don't half ass it
It's not that complicated

Incompetence.

Easy for you to say. If I could I would but I have people follow me and give warns if I breath the wrong way. So respectfully I'll let you figure out the joke without being crass.