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Mar 23 2025 01:24pm
But my wife did say that she’d support my dream if I chose to step away from my career and spend the year attempting to become a PGA professional. Might have to consider this…


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Mar 23 2025 07:07pm
Golf is pretty lame, its geared towards people who don't have the discipline or focus to become athletic


Bryson coming in with a full pump on you right now
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Mar 23 2025 11:28pm
Driving range >
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Mar 24 2025 08:56am
Conan interviewed Bill Burr the other day and Bill had a hilarious POV on golf. I kept thinking about you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75qGla8fZNw
Starts
@5:15

Favorite @8:10-8:40end



Hope your job is okay.


Was a good listen but golf ain’t for everyone. Job is ighttt. For now 🤷‍♂️


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what say ye?

Golf is pretty lame, its geared towards people who don't have the discipline or focus to become athletic


I’d argue playing American football is easier. Basketball too.





As long as youre not this bad
Practice makes perfect
Fighting!

https://i.imgur.com/sdv4Eu9.gif


Thankfully not!
golf attracts and rewards dishonest people

lotta contractors, real estate agents, lawyers

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Yeah, it’s kind of comical when we finish a hole and everyone is counting their strokes and the dude who rocked his ball 10 feet into the woods, duffed his second shot and then three puts calls out a bogey for him lol.
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Mar 24 2025 08:57am
i had been thinking of grabbing a set of clubs this year

ngl this clip is making me re-eval

golf seems fun, but also seems like it sucks

i think bill might be right here


Dude grab some cheap clubs and get lessons before anything. I wish I grabbed lessons before I ever picked up a club.

At one time in my life I was very good at golf. But I haven't played in probably 15 years


Ahh why’d you stop? Played as a kid/lost interest as an adult or life just kinda took over?
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Mar 24 2025 09:00am
you'll need more than a year to get onto the pga tbh


Yeah. I wonder how much I could improve if I focused on nothing but golf for a year.

Golf a good exercise? Or use golfcar?


Golf is a good exercise if you walk. If you cart, not so much but better than taking a mile walk or some low effort “exercise”
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Mar 24 2025 09:01am
Golfed in high school, I go to our simulator in town sometimes and chip balls at house windows and cars from time to time.
Usually playing the mini games while the try hards next to me are playing 18 holes.
The local high scores of window breaking keeps me engaged.
Go with friends often, drink some beers, and have a good time.

This post was edited by lolkggz on Mar 24 2025 09:03am
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Dude grab some cheap clubs and get lessons before anything. I wish I grabbed lessons before I ever picked up a club.



Ahh why’d you stop? Played as a kid/lost interest as an adult or life just kinda took over?


My 2 friends I played with moved
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Mar 26 2025 05:33pm
Golfed in high school, I go to our simulator in town sometimes and chip balls at house windows and cars from time to time.
Usually playing the mini games while the try hards next to me are playing 18 holes.
The local high scores of window breaking keeps me engaged.
Go with friends often, drink some beers, and have a good time.


Noiceeee you get high score?

My 2 friends I played with moved


Ahh bummer. You don’t ever go out as a single?
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