Imagine thinking sobriety only has to do with alcohol.

I never said it didn’t

Naive to all the degen problems.
I like it that way.

Are you trying to get sober?

nope

Have you considered that you might have a problem?

What problem?

Well with alcohol…


We all know you’re a heavy drinker and that the law doesn’t allow you to drive because of DWI’s


There’s nothing wrong with it just own up to your faults


It’s the first step towards moving forward

You're still on the whole false DUI thing?

Yes I drink, but there aren't any issues. I've never gotten a DUI before. That's something you made up. I've also gotten on other people for admitting to committing DUIs, so how does it make sense that I would have them myself?

You both suck