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Mar 17 2025 01:11pm
Quote (ChaunceyCulpeppa @ Mar 16 2025 06:56pm)
Licensed in a few states. How can I be of free service?



If I rob a gas station with a banana is it still robbery since I used a non lethal weapon?
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Mar 17 2025 02:08pm
Quote (Defendor @ Mar 17 2025 03:11pm)
If I rob a gas station with a banana is it still robbery since I used a non lethal weapon?


Could be lethal if you slipped on the peel and hit your head. Also a banana that's shoved into the wrong place could be extremely painful.
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Mar 17 2025 02:09pm
Quote (ChronFather420 @ 17 Mar 2025 14:15)
You have to pay for the outfit though


Cheapskate.

Quote (Defendor @ 17 Mar 2025 15:11)
If I rob a gas station with a banana is it still robbery since I used a non lethal weapon?


Is this during day light savings time?
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Mar 17 2025 02:20pm
Quote (Defendor @ Mar 17 2025 12:11pm)
If I rob a gas station with a banana is it still robbery since I used a non lethal weapon?


Yes. Robbery doesn't require you to have a weapon.

There is robbery and armed robbery.
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Mar 17 2025 02:45pm
Slipping in a banana peel is lethal
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Mar 17 2025 04:20pm
Quote (powwpoww @ Mar 17 2025 01:45pm)
Slipping in a banana peel is lethal


Could easily break a neck.
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Mar 17 2025 04:32pm
Quote (powwpoww @ Mar 17 2025 02:45pm)
Slipping in a banana peel is lethal


Ill slip in your banana peel bb
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#28
Mar 17 2025 04:34pm
Quote (ChronFather420 @ Mar 17 2025 03:32pm)
Ill slip in your banana peel bb


Quote (ChronFather420 @ Mar 17 2025 03:29pm)
Why do you quote me and then say the stupidest fucking things?
Like you mustve sat there for a solid hour coming up with the dumbest fucking reply possible. Theres no way something so incredibly stupid could have come naturally pouring out of your shit mouth. That had to have been premeditated and intentional.

Stupid fucking shit


huh.. irony.
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Mar 17 2025 04:38pm
Gross
The both of yous
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Mar 17 2025 04:43pm
Quote (powwpoww @ Mar 17 2025 03:38pm)
Gross
The both of yous


:cry:
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