Takis

Since Tommy didn't guess the first problem and you all got it incorrect we go to

Problem 2: 2 dads 1 gun what do you do?

I enjoy addone threads. Always a good time.

Forget about it

I steal the gun from your two dads and sell for profit

You sell it to your 2 dad's and now they have the gun I tell them you stole it and they shoot you. I take the money from your cold dead hand and I invite your two dads with my two dads to a fancy restaurant and 5 of us have a good time. Congratulations I win you lose.

I don't have 2 dads, I have 2 moms

Charleston chew

monkey?!

Problem 3:
Mary's mum has four children.
The first child is called April.
The second May.
The third June.
What is the name of Mary's mother?