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#1
Mar 11 2025 04:18pm
Chaldeans

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Parting thoughts how many chaldeans does it take to pull a cow from a ditch?
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Mar 11 2025 04:25pm
Quote (addone @ Mar 11 2025 06:18pm)
Chaldeans

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Parting thoughts how many chaldeans does it take to pull a cow from a ditch?


Ur of the Chaldeans
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Mar 11 2025 04:29pm
Quote (redExorcist @ Mar 12 2025 11:25am)
Ur of the Chaldeans


It takes exactly 7.12 chaldeans to change a lightbulb. Coincidence I think not.
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Mar 11 2025 05:25pm
:banana:
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Mar 11 2025 05:48pm
Quote (Loipisdead @ 11 Mar 2025 19:25)
:banana:


Respect.
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Mar 11 2025 05:50pm
Police: Sir you can't park in disabled carpark

RedEx: Its ok officer I am chaldean

Police: have a good day.
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Mar 11 2025 05:59pm
where is the joke, can not find it?
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Mar 11 2025 06:07pm
Quote (Tommyvv @ Mar 12 2025 12:59pm)
where is the joke, can not find it?


This
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Mar 11 2025 06:31pm
All the fun goes away when you get them suspended, stop reporting. 🧐
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Mar 11 2025 06:32pm
Quote (powwpoww @ Mar 12 2025 01:31pm)
All the fun goes away when you get them suspended, stop reporting. 🧐


Im happy with the last one gone.
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