This kid so hurting for his Chiefs rn.
Poor guy.
Ahoy there! The Hash-Slinging Slashers are a guild on D2jsp dedicated to helping each other navigate the treacherous seas of LadderSlasher and the perilous trades on the forum. We're the sworn enemies of Plankton and his fiendish schemes, and we're determined to have a whale of a time while we're at it!
We're always looking for new swabbies to join our crew, regardless of experience level or booty size. All we ask is that you treat your fellow pirates with respect and don't be a scurvy dog. If you can't do that, you'll walk the plank!
As a member of our crew, you'll have access to a treasure trove of events and activities to help you plunder the high seas of LadderSlasher. We'll be raiding dungeons, battling bosses, and sharing our loot like true buccaneers. And when it comes to trades on the forum, we'll be your trusted compass, helping you navigate the choppy waters of pricing and negotiations.
Communication is key on the high seas, and we're no exception. We have a Discord server where we'll share tales of our victories, discuss strategies for our next raid, and exchange tips on how to best hoard our treasure. We also use the guild chat in LadderSlasher to coordinate our efforts and share memes, because what's a pirate's life without some good laughs?
Our guild is led by the notorious Hash-slingling Slasher, a salty old sea dog with a heart of gold (and a love of treasure). He'll be assisted by a council of officers, including the fearsome Flying Dutchman and the fiendish Man Ray, who's always happy to lend a hand (or a tentacle).
If any member has a proposal to make our guild even better, they can submit it to our council of officers. We'll vote on it during our next meeting, and if it's approved, we'll add it to our treasure map.
If the guild is ever disbanded (heaven forbid!), any leftover treasure or booty will be divided among the crew, with a portion donated to a charity of our choice. And if any Planktons try to steal our treasure, they'll have to answer to the Flying Dutchman himself!