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Aug 21 2023 05:04pm
Quote (Nirjan @ Aug 21 2023 06:03pm)
bad troll
dont get your personal life confused with biblical references
this is not some fantasy of yours


What do you think about Jesus gaslighting John not to marry a woman so he could be with him and turn him into his lover.
Romantic or sociopath?

I'm going 50/50, Jesus was a bad boy!

Be sure to follow my new blog and we can learn together!

I really wish I could respond to 2 people on each side of the globe at the same time without missing a beat but I cannot..
The blog is a way for you to follow my learnings and gather information with me!
Please joine me in discovering Jesus's true sexuality and God being gay.

This post was edited by lolkggz on Aug 21 2023 05:07pm
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Quote (lolkggz @ Aug 22 2023 11:04am)
What do you think about Jesus gaslighting John not to marry a woman so he could be with him and turn him into his lover.
Romantic or sociopath?

I'm going 50/50, Jesus was a bad boy!


dont care
just stop being an idiot troll in this thread its not funny or cool
im sure you have better things to do with your time? do you not?
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Aug 21 2023 05:08pm
Quote (Nirjan @ Aug 21 2023 06:07pm)
dont care
just stop being an idiot troll in this thread its not funny or cool
im sure you have better things to do with your time? do you not?


Yeah, it's about dinner time and the fiance gets home soon, please read above.

I also added a quick link to it at the bottom of my signature.
Thank you.

I agree there's nothing funny about Jesus being a homosexual.
It's normal.

This post was edited by lolkggz on Aug 21 2023 05:12pm
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Aug 21 2023 05:22pm
for all the non believers
if you want proof of Gods exitance
then ask him yourself
its the only way
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Aug 21 2023 05:24pm
Quote (Nirjan @ Aug 21 2023 04:22pm)
for all the non believers
if you want proof of Gods exitance
then ask him yourself
its the only way


How do you ask someone something that doesn't exist though?

If I do ask, who will answer?
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Aug 21 2023 08:34pm
Quote (lolkggz @ Aug 21 2023 04:04pm)
What do you think about Jesus gaslighting John not to marry a woman so he could be with him and turn him into his lover.
Romantic or sociopath?

I'm going 50/50, Jesus was a bad boy!

Be sure to follow my new blog and we can learn together!

I really wish I could respond to 2 people on each side of the globe at the same time without missing a beat but I cannot..
The blog is a way for you to follow my learnings and gather information with me!
Please joine me in discovering Jesus's true sexuality and God being gay.


alot of effort trying to convince your self things you dont believe.
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Aug 21 2023 08:36pm
Quote (lolkggz @ Aug 21 2023 03:31pm)
Totally gay my guy.

2.In a sequence of events that could be labelled ‘The Seduction of John,’ Christ managed to finally destroy any resistance John might have offered to his advances, as John describes towards the end of his life:

O God Jesu,…You who have kept me also till this present hour pure for yourself and untouched by union with a woman; who, when I wished to marry in my youth, appeared to me and said ‘John, I need you’; who prepared for me also an infirmity of the body; who on the third occasion when I wished to marry prevented me at once, and then at the third hour of the day said to me upon the sea, ‘John, if you were not mine, I would have allowed you to marry’; who blinded me for two years, letting me be grieved and entreat you; who in the third year opened the eyes of my understanding and gave me back the eyes that are seen; who when I regained my sight disclosed to me the repugnance of even looking closely at a woman; … who made my love for you unsullied; … who inspired my soul to have no possession but you alone.

https://i.imgur.com/0LKIflQ.png


all thats important is you dont believe hes gay. if you did you would become 'christian.
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Aug 21 2023 08:40pm
Quote (TiStuff @ Aug 21 2023 10:34pm)
alot of effort trying to convince your self things you dont believe.


ive been convinced jesus is gay, soley based on the strong evidence presented in this thread.

i think we all owe deep gratitude for opening our eyes to this truth

im a believer, as they say

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Aug 21 2023 08:41pm
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Quote (penguinhero @ Aug 21 2023 07:40pm)
ive been convinced jesus is gay, soley based on the strong evidence presented in this thread.

i think we all owe ^lolkggz deep gratitude for opening our eyes to this truth

im a believer, as they say


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