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Mar 29 2023 07:45pm
Quote (Auger @ Mar 29 2023 06:43pm)
yes


yes your being stopped from attending a church?
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Mar 29 2023 07:54pm
Quote (redExorcist @ 28 Mar 2023 20:55)
Well here's a guide on how to get to heaven as a masturbator





Step 1. Recognize that you cannot stop masturbating or doing sexually deviant things

Step 2. Recognize that your body was not made for food or sex, but to serve god


Step 3. Ask god to save you from masturbation. Don't ask god to go to heaven. Heaven is not the principle thing here. Focus on what god is showing you, he wants to set you free from masturbation.




Step 4. Once you realize that you need Jesus to break this curse and set you free, you are now ready to proceed to step 5.



Step 5. Pray this prayer


"Dear god,

I come to you with the sin of masturbation. I recognize there is a sin problem in my life. I want to be set free from masturbation , pornography, perversion, and sexual deviance. I recognize that I cannot overcome these addictions with my own human strength. Instead, I will ask on behalf of the name of Jesus Christ to set me free. On behalf of the crucifixion, I trade all of my curses for the blessing of Christ. Help me to trust in the supernatural and finished work of Jesus Christ. Amen."


Step 6. If u have prayed the prayer, you must now be baptized in water, in the name of Jesus Christ. If you have already been baptized, then now is the time to show god that you are serious. You must get rid of a physical object that represents this sin. Destroy it in fire or water regardless of the monetary value.



Step 7. You must attend a church and be grafted into the true Vine.


Psychologically damaging post. What makes this user think he has the correct answer?

Here's my guide: Don't listen to unsubstantiated advice especially from someone who thinks they are in communication with God and you are not.
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Mar 29 2023 08:31pm
Quote (TiStuff @ Mar 29 2023 09:45pm)
yes your being stopped from attending a church?


I am indeed
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Mar 29 2023 09:57pm
thread already exists here https://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=79750090&f=119

how long can it keep getting away with this



This post was edited by penguinhero on Mar 29 2023 09:58pm
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Mar 29 2023 10:02pm
Quote (penguinhero @ Mar 29 2023 09:57pm)


argue with a deaf guy in this thread.

seems to get them closed.
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Mar 29 2023 10:02pm
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Thread was deemed "in the right place" if I recall by the powers that be.
can confirm I believe. Not sure on the verbiage used.
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Mar 29 2023 10:27pm
Quote (lolkggz @ 29 Mar 2023 22:02)
Thread was deemed "in the right place" if I recall by the powers that be.
^T_R_E_V_O_R can confirm I believe. Not sure on the verbiage used.


Yes because GC sinners must be indoctrinated! Please keep in mind these people know what's best for you.
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Mar 29 2023 11:27pm
Quote (death_knight @ Mar 30 2023 12:27am)
Yes because GC sinners must be indoctrinated! Please keep in mind these people know what's best for you.


the general help sub sounds more appropriate
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I am indeed


a christian church? really? you wearing satanic stuff?
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Mar 30 2023 01:59am
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Quote (klink @ Mar 29 2023 09:02pm)
argue with a deaf guy in this thread.

seems to get them closed.


Quote (lolkggz @ Mar 29 2023 09:02pm)
Thread was deemed "in the right place" if I recall by the powers that be.
^T_R_E_V_O_R can confirm I believe. Not sure on the verbiage used.


Quote (penguinhero @ Mar 29 2023 10:27pm)
the general help sub sounds more appropriate


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