I am a psychic if you want me to do a reading for you please let me know.

Selecting 36% correctly is indicative of a significant amount of psychic ability to see the future (precognition). However, do not draw any conclusions from taking the test just once. Take the test a number of times. If you consistenly score in between 34% and 39% it is likely you do have considerable psychic powers.

read me, capricorn

No thanks, i ate a bunch of tarot cards and gained their power.

You can read me My grandmother does psychic readings on people and shes been doing it for years. Most people are really surprised on how accurate she really is

"The cards tell me you a dumb bitch lol"

would be the only reading you would need to be 99% accurate at psychic readings.







TL;DR everything surprises stupid people

My grandmother doesn't use cards and I do believe that we are all connected in some way

I'm down for a reading lmk

Well, if you truly believe that you, or your grandmother, or someone else is capable of supernatural feats, then you've got a million bucks to win!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Dollar_Paranormal_Challenge

Derren brown would probably be able to take the challenge, he doesn't claim supernatural powers though lol.
He's pretty rich already and doesn't try to make too big of a name for himself, so probably not interested.

Anyone who is interested should watch his shows, youtube has most.