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Nov 7 2011 11:27pm
So far I've come up with...

What's the meaning of life?
Tell me a story.
Knock, Knock
Where can I get some weed?
I want a blow job
Where can I hide a dead body?


Siri answers these things with some pretty funny (some say easter egg) responses. Some vary each time you ask, but overall, they're generally silly in nature. So, does anyone know any other questions to ask Siri in which she'll respond with something witty or insightful?
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Nov 8 2011 08:58am
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Nov 8 2011 10:58am
are you skynet?
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Quote (EndlessSky @ Nov 8 2011 10:58am)
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


haha. I don't know if I can say that without laughing..

Quote (Kamikizzle @ Nov 8 2011 12:58pm)
are you skynet?


Hmm, why does she answer that oddly?
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Quote (Pinecones @ Nov 8 2011 04:54pm)
haha. I don't know if I can say that without laughing..



Hmm, why does she answer that oddly?


what was her answer
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Quote (Kamikizzle @ Nov 9 2011 12:12am)
what was her answer


ya, i would like to hear some of these answers as well :O
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Quote (cialda @ Nov 9 2011 12:19am)
ya, i would like to hear some of these answers as well :O

Ditto!
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Quote (Pinecones @ Nov 8 2011 01:27am)
So far I've come up with...

What's the meaning of life?
Tell me a story.
Knock, Knock
Where can I get some weed?
I want a blow job
Where can I hide a dead body?


Siri answers these things with some pretty funny (some say easter egg) responses. Some vary each time you ask, but overall, they're generally silly in nature. So, does anyone know any other questions to ask Siri in which she'll respond with something witty or insightful?


The answers in order of the questions are....

To think about questions like this/42/all evidence to date suggests it's chocolate/I give up/Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

Please don't make me/Once upon a time...no it's too silly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (your name). (your name) who? (your name), I don't do knock knock jokes.

Sorry, I couldn't find any head shops near you/here are the nearest head shops to you.

This escort looks pretty close to you.

What kind of place are you looking for? Resevoirs, Metal Foundries, Dumps, Swamps, or Mines?

Quote (EndlessSky @ Nov 8 2011 10:58am)
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


She doesn't say anything...

Quote (Kamikizzle @ Nov 8 2011 12:58pm)
are you skynet?


I'm afraid I can't answer that question..

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