Quote (Gold_Llama @ Aug 8 2011 11:44pm)
If i am to love my neighbor as myself, am i suppose to give them hand jobs?
Pro if is the opposite of Con, then is progress the opposite of congress?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If i decide to procrastinate later, am i still procrastinating?
If money doesnt grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
If you are in India and call for Dell's tech support, why then do you get a guy from texas?
Why do the Flintstones have Christmas?
If skinheads want blacks to go back to Africa, shouldnt they go back to Europe?
Can one simply walk into Mordor?
Why do they call it a building, when the process is already complete?